I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I could fuck to npr.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize
