im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
and you fell through a lawn chair
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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