i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
