I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
i out mim tonsoeep
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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