went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
no you cant smoke seaweed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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