drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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