are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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