Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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