brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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