i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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