from now on my penis is your penis
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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