i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
