your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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