i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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