i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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