All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
