We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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