sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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