this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
