We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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