U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You smell like a Billy Joel song
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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