people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
