So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
