i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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