only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
