Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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