honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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