It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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