I'm really into asian looking animals
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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