Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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