its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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