In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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