At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
this will be a night to untag.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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