Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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