did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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