Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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