their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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