Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
A+ Viking dick
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
