ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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