I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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