Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
no more duck duck goose at the bar
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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