oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Can Purell be used as lube?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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