just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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