i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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