So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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