He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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