What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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