I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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