The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
is wine microwaveable?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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