I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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